A LITTLE OFFICE PRAYER

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
As they may be connected to the arse that I might have to kiss tomorrow.


Help me to always give 100% at work......
12% on Mondays
23% on Tuesdays
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursdays
5% on Fridays

and help me to remember.......
When I'm having a really bad day
And it seems that people are trying hard to annoy me,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown,
And only 4 to extend my fingers and tell them to FUCK OFF

Amen.

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