The abridged great philosophy shit list...

Creationism: God made all shit.
Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.
Darwinism: This shit was once food.
Capitalism: That's MY shit.
Communism: It's everybody's shit.
Feminism: Men are shit.
Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us..
Commercialism: Let's package this shit.
Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
Idolism: Let's bronze this shit.
Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS.
Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway?
Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!
Jehovah's Witnesses: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?
Jehovah's Witnesses #2: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.
Moonies: Only really happy shit happens.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!!
Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time.
Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
Atheism: What shit?
Atheism #2: I can't believe this shit!
Nihilism: No shit.

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