Some perplexing questions...

If man evolved from apes, why do we still have apes?

If a mute kid swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

Whose cruel idea was it to put an "S" in the word "Lisp?"

If a man stands in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it considered a hostage situation?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Where do forest rangers go when they want to get away from it all?

What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages?

Would a wingless fly be called a walk?

Why do they lock service station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

Is a shell-less turtle homeless or just naked?

If a mime is arrested, do they tell him he has the right to talk?

Why do they put Braille on drive-through cash machines?

Do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Is it true that cannibals won't eat clowns because they taste funny?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

What colour does a smurf turn if you choke it?

Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together?

Why is it called a building when it's already built?

Why is it called a television set when you only get one?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

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